Due to recent debate in the Media concerning Myself versus PSIA Ski Instructor Politics, I GARY HEINS, U.S. SKI TEACHER, do challenge any PSIA Certified Instructor, any World Cup or Olympic Skier, any World Famous Extreme Skier, any Ski School Director, any Ski-Bum, or Whoever . . . to see who can take a dozen college-age beginning ski students through twelve weeks of ski instruction, . . . and see who ends up with the best batch of skiers. The winning teacher could be deemed The GREATEST SKI INSTRUCTOR In the West.
But these dozen-or-so college-age ski students have to be First-Day Beginners, and they must be drawn at random to each Instructor or Coach, similar to the way Rodeo Cowboys draw their Broncs. At the end of the twelve-week period, say mid-December to mid-March, these students could be evaluated by General Public Opinion, on safe slopes of varying steepnesses, with common tasks such as: hard-pack cruising, short-swing, powder, crud, moguls, gentle Giant-Slalom Racing, and even teaching a group of First-Day Beginners of their own; how good a time they had, how much they learned, and how many injuries suffered . . . should definitely be considered.
I figure we can talk a World Class Ski Area into this proposition, as well as a Reality TV Network and plenty of Sponsors. Some may argue: "What gives you the right to have your own Reality TV Show?"--well, I'm just looking for an avenue to get credit where credit is due, because PSIA Politics have kept me down at the poverty-level and in-n-out of exile for decades. I am tired of being leveraged-n-forced, by the Powers-That-Be of an unfair socio-economic system, . . . to take dead-end crappy jobs away from a career I have paid my dues in and earned the right to try to excel in. Besides, this is my idea. This program would be a fair test to see who's Qualified, not just Politically "Certified." And wouldn't a show like this be much more fun and productive than watching Charlie Sheen's Rants-n-Raves, John-n-Kate's Divorce, White-House Party Crashers, or Snooki Getting Drunk-n-Falling-Down all day?
This move is healthy proactive behavior on my part, and it invokes a crucial point in the Dale Carnegie book How To Win Friends and Influence People: "When all else fails, throw down a challenge." The author of the books The GREATEST SKI INSTRUCTOR In the West and One Good Turn Deserves Another--Heinsian DOWNHILL SKIING, I have been criticized time and time again by jealous people who claim I cannot know that much--let's lay it all out on the table where everyone can decide for themselves. If this GREATEST SKI INSTRUCTOR Reality Show does not happen, we shall take it that all these other so-called "Professionals" in-charge are afraid of The Truth and afraid of my skills and talents and expertise.
--GARY HEINS
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